If you leave me a review, I give you this cupcake. That’s if you read my book, of course. The rest of you can just buy one if you have not already. You see, we new authors need those reviews. They are so important. So yeah, I’m offering a cupcake. A picture of a cupcake, actually.
Imagine what this would look like if I tried to mail it to you especially since it’s so warm here. But a picture of this cupcake! What a prize. That’s better than a trip to the Caribbean. It’s not like you can’t google one just like this one. No way. This is special.
So here are the links to places to leave a review. I can add sprinkles to the cupcake if it will put you over the top. You pick which place to leave a review. And if you have already, thank you. You deserve a dozen of these, then. Remember, pictures of cupcakes have zero calories.