You can still get t-shirts through Feb 26. They are in light blue, gray, white from sizes Women’s slim fit XS to men’s 3XL.

This t-shirt was blessed by West African flamingos which almost makes them the new super food. They not only prevent the flu, just wearing one inspires dramatic weight loss. What other t-shirt does that?

As if I have not made enough ludicrous claims about a t-shirt, you will definitely be elevated to movie star status when you wear it. If you like being a shrinking violet, prefer fading  into the woodwork like a wallflower, then you aren’t ready for it.  This screams statement at the top of its lungs. Kind of like its bold and daring creator. Or should I say crazy creator? I mean who can resist taking a double take when they see the word naked on a shirt? No one.  The only issue is that you forget you are wearing a statement shirt and all the paparazzi can take you by surprise.

This is no doubt a valuable wardrobe asset. And it’s only $19.99! (A bit more for long sleeved and sweatshirt.) This is less than a set of Ginsu knives! And why you’d compare a t-shirt to a set of knives showcased in the 80s (or was it the 70s) is beyond explanation but it’s late as I’m writing this it actually makes sense.

Now about my cover model

Richard Rogers. Super handsome. Smart. Talented filmmaker. Whatever young lady can tempt this fine LA-living young man back to the east coast, wins a free t-shirt! Now that is a rockin’ deal because you’d really be winning this handsome dude and a t-shirt. I feel sure Richard will love the fact that his mother is basically auctioning him off my website. There is nothing a young man wants more than this I tell you. I can see the thank you notes flying my way right now from my oldest child. He will be utterly delighted.

But wait. There’s more!  In case you are not convinced he is the absolute handsomest dude in the world, I just included his new headshot below. I know there are mothers out there who think their sons are more handsome. But I’m sorry, you are wrong. And if you doubt me, just ask either of his grandmothers! They’ll tell you and then I feel sure you will be completely convinced. See the heartthrob below. And below that are the t-shirts and yet another link to get one if you dare. In memory of my son, Charles Rogers.

Warning: This t-shirt can cause random smiling