VOICEOVER: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl who married a handsome prince from Greenland and had two children. As she became older and wiser, she realized there was no such thing as a prince from Greenland at which point, he disappeared in a puff of gold star dust (SFX: MAGICAL SOUND). There she was left to raise a family on what she earned stamping hotel names in soap bars. To get a better job, she'd have to go to college. But how would she get to class? Her magic carriage had turned into a squash when the prince vanished. Her salary could barely pay the electricity in the palace, so how could she afford it? And WHO would look after the kids what with the fairy Godmother gone? Just as she was about to kiss a frog, (SFX: GALLOPING HORSE) a knight in shining armor appeared. He said Durham Tech would assist her with tuition, transportation and childcare. As he rode off into the sunset, she wondered if this was another fairy tale. Now she's a computer systems analyst. You could live happily, too if you called 470-3824 to sign up for classes starting Sept 6. That's 470-TECH. What are you waiting for? A knight in shining armor?